So I’m in Walmart and I look over I see a little girl sitting in the shopping cart. She’s watching me as I look through the candy.

So me, being me, wave at her and she FOR REAL gave me the finger!!! So again, me being me, I walked over and gave her a bag of M&M’s and told her to put it in her pocket for later.

She smiled and put it in her pocket. As I walked away I saw the manager and told him that the little girl over there stuck a bag of M&M’s in her pocket that she was stealing… as the manager was walking towards the little girl and her mom, I stood nearby (behind a display) and watched.

Well, the manager walked over and asked the mom to empty her daughter’s pockets and found the M&M’s and… well, by now you know I’m just putting you on. I didn’t really do that (or DID I…?).

Heh, heh…

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